What do you feel fill
Your piggy bank with?
My grandmother always told me
A penny saved is a penny earned
I'm no miser
I'm more of a spendthrift
But still my piggy eats well
To those who have, more will be given
Sure I have it gobble up
Coins and dollars
Old and new
The kind of currency anyone could use
But there are some pieces of gum too,
Chinese finger traps,
The butts of Turkish Royals,
And jawbreakers a plenty
Oh?
Of course they fit
Let me show you
Break the tip off that pencil and hand it to me
Yes, now you see
You can store anything in there
Something tells me these Kazoos
Will one day rightfully vanquish the C Notes $$$
I suppose I lied then
I do hoard what I believe to be valuable
The flower petals and the scraps of paper
Mosts don't accept those forms of payment
I know that one day
They will
Even if it means smashing my own piggy
For everyone to share.